Two weeks ago Alli returned from a deaf yoga retreat. At one point during the week where we were paging each other during the day (she had no computer/Internet access at the Ashram), she boldly declared that the Kaftan household would be microwave and plastic container-free. Now, waitamin. Decisions like that should be made jointly, [...]
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Beetle Blood and Microwaves
Posted in The CK & Alli Reality Show on August 3, 2008 | 10 Comments »
Never A Dull Moment, Episode #327
Posted in Oy! Life!, The CK & Alli Reality Show on June 3, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Always an interesting day in the Kaftan household… I can only cringe thinking about my own balls. Ow.
Purple Poop
Posted in The CK & Alli Reality Show, The Spawn of CK on May 27, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Sunday morning Leah got up from eating the pancakes I made for the family (at 7:45am, no less) and disappeared for a good five minutes. Upon returning to the table, she declared that she had (in ASL): POOPED HARD. We giggled. Then being crazy parents, we asked what color it was and she replied with [...]
9 Years Ago…
Posted in My Better Half, The CK & Alli Reality Show on March 28, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I went to meet Alli for her school project at Freer and Sackler Galleries (part of the Smithsonian Institution). We pretty much didn’t do anything there except steal gazes at each other and I mustered up the courage to give her a kiss in front of some kind of Japanese tapestry enclosed in a protective [...]