Last June while I was visiting family in NY and Alli was at her MFA orientation, Leah apparently did something mischievous. Go ahead and watch the video. It’s 4 minutes, 40 seconds long but worth it…especially watch the last few seconds of the video to make sure you don’t miss it! The Undiscovered Leah from [...]
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Warning: Laughter Ahead
Posted in Fatherhood, The Spawn of CK on February 7, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Kids Say the Darnest Things!
Posted in The Spawn of CK on December 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Over French toast this morning, Alli and I were discussing Christmas shopping then that brought us to wedding dresses (other people’s dresses, mind you), and Leah pretty much caught on what we were talking about. From that point on, we started to discuss the “superficial” details about how babies were made. After I explained that [...]
Leah Moment #1214
Posted in The Spawn of CK on October 5, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Leah: I’m full now. Mom: If you’re full, you can stop eating now. L: No. I am still eating. It will come out in my poop. M: Are you sure? L: Yes, (points at cheddar potato soup in bowl) I will finish it and it will come out. M: looks at Leah L: No, wait, [...]
Baseball’s Shrine
Posted in Extended limbs and appendages, The Spawn of CK on July 1, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Been having a great time at home this past week. Only thing is I miss Alli something terrible. A highlight of my trip up to NY was a planned day-trip to Cooperstown, the birthplace of baseball and the site of the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum. My sister Melanie, Leah and I left [...]
Need something? I might have it!
Posted in The Spawn of CK on June 16, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Here at the Kaftan household, I’m trying to combat my cabin fever (already!) by cleaning out our basement. Since Alli and I pretty much agreed we won’t have any more kids, we’re getting rid of all of our baby stuff and Leah’s clothes. Before I try Goodwill and Craig’s List, I want to offer these [...]
Purple Poop
Posted in The CK & Alli Reality Show, The Spawn of CK on May 27, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Sunday morning Leah got up from eating the pancakes I made for the family (at 7:45am, no less) and disappeared for a good five minutes. Upon returning to the table, she declared that she had (in ASL): POOPED HARD. We giggled. Then being crazy parents, we asked what color it was and she replied with [...]
The Wii Terror
Posted in Oy! Life!, The Spawn of CK on May 11, 2008 | 4 Comments »
A couple of nights ago we visited with our friends Sarah and Jeff at Sarah’s pad in Silver Spring. Great food, great wine, and great entertainment. We had entertainment in the form of Greek salad without the feta (stop worrying Saz, it’s ok), Mario Kart for Wii, and endless conversations about farting and poop. We [...]
The Chronicles of Candy
Posted in Oy! Life!, The Spawn of CK on April 4, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Being a father to a 6-year-old stubborn lil’ redhead can be exhausting sometimes. Last night Leah had finished dinner (she cleaned her plate and got seconds, so that’s good) and promptly asked for dessert. The following conversation transpired. Of course it was in ASL, but me in no mood to gloss, so here it is: [...]
